Holiday Greeting 2014!

Another year has come and gone.  Seems to go so much faster the older you get.  I haven’t noticed that actually, but Christine made that observation to me as I was writing this.

Anyway, by now some of you have begrudgingly come here by being encouraged to do so from a link on social media.  Others, through a reminder inserted within our highly disappointing holiday greeting card.  Yea, this was the year where we said “Fuck it, we’re getting boxed cards.”  Instead of spending our limited amount of free time thinking of yet another stupid card that most people look at in bewildered puzzlement anyway, we decided to take a vacation.  That’s right.  We went to Barbados last month and channeled all our creative energy into one bad photo…

Joe Holoetown

Yup, traveled halfway across the world to take that photo.  Next time we’ll bring a ladder, or some phone books.

Oh well, obviously not all of our plans come to fruition.  But we do hope that you’re planning on having a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Festive Festivus, Boffo Boxing Day or whatever you celebrate this time of year.

Your favorite Ass’s in Holetown…The Giddy’s

Joe, Chrissy and Sydney

Gid Return

2 Comments on Holiday Greeting 2014!

  • Eddie says:
    December 24, 2014 at 3:22 pm

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas when Santa got ready
    He’d drink his first shot to make his hands steady

    He’d load up his sleigh with toys and good cheer,
    not forgetting his ice chest with a 12 pack of beer

    He was a jolly old elf and worked with a grin,
    but remembered the brats then gulped his slo-gin

    In a drunken stupor down the chimney he’d fall,
    then when he was done… to his reindeer he’d call…

    “Hey Falstaff, hey Miller, hey Coors” he’d shout,
    “Throw me a rope so I can get out!”

    He flew all night long not a house was excluded
    leaving toys and a note “Batteries NOT included”

    He looked in his sack and said “I’m just about done”,
    but then he was sleigh-jacked by a kid with a gun

    So now Christmas is over and Santa is sober…

    But you could hear his exclaim as he walked out of sight
    “Hand me a Heineken and give me a light!”

    (For the record, this isn’t an Eddie Original, because I’m way too hung over to be creative… I found it here- http://www.dirtyxmas.com)

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  • LAURA GORMAN says:
    December 24, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    I so look forward to your Holiday Greeting Card that IS NEVER DISAPPOINTING-although I must say it does make me feel a tad inadequate, as I never can be imaginative as the Giddys. You both are true soul mates, brighten this world as no others!! We love you soooooooooooo much. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HEALTHY, SAFE NEW YEAR!! Love, John and Laura Gorman xxxooo

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